Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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