Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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