Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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