Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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