with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he was CRYING into my vagina
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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