first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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