so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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