Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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