What a fucking waste of an outfit
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I checked into jail on foursquare
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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