return my video game
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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