OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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