had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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