Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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