Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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