dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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