My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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