scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
How's work?
Spinning.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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