I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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