Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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