got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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