My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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