That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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