his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
