thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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