i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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