This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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