If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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