So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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