Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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