Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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