Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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