honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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