I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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