You're my little dorito
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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