I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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