Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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