so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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