you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I deserve this hangover.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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