3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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