i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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