Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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