I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
