ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Randomize
