like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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