You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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