chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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