did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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