ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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