I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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