i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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