he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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