I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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