I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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