hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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