Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm getting married
To pizza
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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